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nitewrighter:

palavengarden:

mrv3000:

cleansingreflections:

cleansingreflections:

obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine

i went on fandom wiki at some point and it wasnt working and i said huh. weird? told a friend about it and they went “oh yeah like almost every major website isn’t working right now” and i was like huh. okay

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this is from tODAY?

6/8/2021

Tumblr is the sunfish of the internet: Thriving because we’ve evolutionarily perfected utter uselessness. 

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avellach-the-realmwalker:

Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:


4 hamburger buns, split


1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated


1 beefsteak tomato, sliced


20 dill pickle slices


FOR THE CHICKEN


2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts


1 cup dill pickle juice


1 ½ cups milk, divided


1 cup peanut oil


1 large egg


½ cup all-purpose flour


1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar


Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:


Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.


In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.


Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.


In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.


In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.


Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.


Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

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swan2swan:

I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.

“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”

I stop. I look up with horror.

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khan2kool:

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ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

have I reblogged this yet

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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sketiana:

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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

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@the-joker-hates-sjws

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Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

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damn right he is

There is some sorta choatic energy with this audio

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“ art-adventures-with-sil:
“ nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity:
“ desbreaux:
“ ithelpstodream:
“ glossymoss:
“Omg rly ??
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yes! really!
translifeline.org
US: (877) 565-8860
CANADA: (877) 330-6366
Pacific time: 8am to 2am
Mountain time:...

podcastgalore:

art-adventures-with-sil:

nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity:

desbreaux:

ithelpstodream:

glossymoss:

Omg rly ??

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: (877) 565-8860

CANADA: (877) 330-6366

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!

it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this

For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved

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mountstar:

Types of matter

This explains plasma better than my high school science textbooks.

Cooool

hey what the fuck did you do with my milk? I was saving that for the war

What the heck is Bec? I’m looking at you science side of tumblr.

Basically a theoretical state of matter that was originally theorized by Einstein and followed up by Bose therefore Bose-Einstein condensate. It’s what happens when matter is really really cold (close to 0K) and is made of bosons (a type of particle). It’s not very exciting for people who arent phycists and you’d never interact with it unlike the other 4 states of matter.

Thank you science side of Tumblr cause I didnt even know what BEC was

Types of Snakes

I’d like to point out that you’ll probably never directly interact with plasma either.

Christmas lights in the microwave

Magnesium flares are plasma.

plasma balls?

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prideknights:

We are the Pride Knights, and this is our battle cry
No enemy can shake us, as hard as they can try
There’s a fire in our eyes that no hatred can kill
A passion in our hearts that’s as strong as our will

To our fellow queers who fight their battles on their own
We promise to fight with you, you are never alone
To our fellow queers who have fallen with the pain
We thank you for your courage, your fight is not in vain

We are defenders of the right to be proud of who you are
To love who you love and to accept every scar
We are your knights, protectors of our pride
Together we stand, together we ride

These are back! 

[Tees | Hoodies | Sweatshirts]

https://teespring.com/stores/prideknights

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

HOLY SMOKES

*sparkly eyes* This is so god damn cool

I JUST REALIZED THE BI PRIDE KNIGHT HAD STARS AND CONSTELLATIONS IM-

THE ARO KNIGHT IS AN ARCHER SOMEONE APPRECIATES A PUN!!!!!!!

The Pansexual Knight has multiple/different weapons! (Two types of daggers/short swords, and more on their back!)

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With pride coming up soon we really want to do something to help raise spirits. Pride may be cancelled this year, but that doesn’t mean we still can’t celebrate it. We know some of you have been wanting a PK t-shirt for a long time. So, we are doing a giveaway of some Pride Knights merch!

Click here to enter!